kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

TEAMWORK

This summer I worked at a camp on a very hyper-sexualized street in Toronto. My group of campers decided that we should name ourselves TEAMWORK! Everyday, we'd take our kids for many downtown excursions, usually through the Gay Village. This one time, ten-year-old Jason, noticed something that really caught his eye.

"Look everyone! It says TEAMWORK! That sign says our team name!"

He was referring to STEAMWORKS (slightly NSFW), Toronto's premium gay bathhouse.

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