kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

Age of Forgetfulness

A teeny tiny kindergartener, Lisa, has already hit that unfortunate stage where memory begins to decline. I'm going to bring her some crossword puzzles to improve her cognitive functioning!

Lisa: Where's my backpack? I can't find my backpack!
5-second pause
Lisa: Oh yeah! It's on my back.

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