kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

Bat on bat violence

Sixth-grader, Alan was explaining to me how you can be mean when you're scared.
For example, if there was a bat flying around your head but you were extremely scared of it, you would grab a bat and whack it.

Oh, puns.