kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

Predicting

Turns out Andy, the speller, can also do math pretty well.

Me: Is Michael 10? Is he 14?
Andy: No! He isn't 100, okay?