kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.
Showing posts with label Andy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andy. Show all posts

Predicting

Turns out Andy, the speller, can also do math pretty well.

Me: Is Michael 10? Is he 14?
Andy: No! He isn't 100, okay?

Spelling

This one you've got to read aloud to achieve the best effect:
Me: Andy, do you know how to spell your name?
Andy (5 years old): A - ANDY - Y