kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

Brotherly Love

Lex, Grade 2, has quite a few things to say about his brother, Martin, Grade 5. I think he has a major inferiority complex because when Martin's not around, Lex really comes out of his shell. Here are a few examples:
"My brother ate his own poo."
"My brother wets his bed."
"My brother had a hernia..."
I question the truthfulness of these statements, but they're undeniably hilarious, especially since they come out of nowhere.

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