John and Alicia sitting in a tree...
The two of them (both fifth-graders) are throwing foams at each other and Brie chimes in: "John, you look like you have the biggest crush on Alicia!"
To which he replies, "Obviously."
"What?!?"
"I've had a crush on Alicia since Grade 3 - everyone knows that. Duh!"
Meanwhile, Alicia whips a huge piece of foam at John's head!
WHAT A FLIRT!
Showing posts with label Alicia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alicia. Show all posts
Inaugural Post - Ode to Alicia
Alright, blogosphere - it's finally time to get this up and running! It's more than your typical Kids Say the Darndest Things stuff. That shit's too PG.
Let me start by explaining the blog nomenclature. Seeing that this blog will be a collection of sayings, doings and happenings-to of kids, I thought it was only appropriate to name it after one of our to-be favourites, Alicia.
So, Alicia's a Grade 5 girl, at this really fancy private school in downtown Toronto. She's got a big mouth and she knows it. Which makes her an easy target for the Grade 1 kids apparently... One day, they decided to steal her DeLux Monkey hat. Alicia, being a lot bigger than the Grade 1 bullies, was able to catch the little ones without a hitch. The thing she didn't see coming was E throwing her really expensive hat into a puddle, while she was restraining him. She proceeded to shove him, let him know that her hat was really expensive and proclaim:
So that's where that came from - visit soon!
Let me start by explaining the blog nomenclature. Seeing that this blog will be a collection of sayings, doings and happenings-to of kids, I thought it was only appropriate to name it after one of our to-be favourites, Alicia.
So, Alicia's a Grade 5 girl, at this really fancy private school in downtown Toronto. She's got a big mouth and she knows it. Which makes her an easy target for the Grade 1 kids apparently... One day, they decided to steal her DeLux Monkey hat. Alicia, being a lot bigger than the Grade 1 bullies, was able to catch the little ones without a hitch. The thing she didn't see coming was E throwing her really expensive hat into a puddle, while she was restraining him. She proceeded to shove him, let him know that her hat was really expensive and proclaim:
GUYS, LITTLE KIDS ARE ASSHOLES!
So that's where that came from - visit soon!
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