kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.
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Showing posts with label Brie. Show all posts

Kids are so forward these days

John and Alicia sitting in a tree...
The two of them (both fifth-graders) are throwing foams at each other and Brie chimes in: "John, you look like you have the biggest crush on Alicia!"
To which he replies, "Obviously."
"What?!?"
"I've had a crush on Alicia since Grade 3 - everyone knows that. Duh!"
Meanwhile, Alicia whips a huge piece of foam at John's head!
WHAT A FLIRT!