Colour blind?

Seven-year-old E has a bit of an identity crisis.

Me: So E, you're half-brown, eh?
E: What do you mean?
Me: Your dad is South Asian, right?
E: What? No! He's just realy tan.

Inaugural Post - Ode to Alicia

Alright, blogosphere - it's finally time to get this up and running! It's more than your typical Kids Say the Darndest Things stuff. That shit's too PG.

Let me start by explaining the blog nomenclature. Seeing that this blog will be a collection of sayings, doings and happenings-to of kids, I thought it was only appropriate to name it after one of our to-be favourites, Alicia.

So, Alicia's a Grade 5 girl, at this really fancy private school in downtown Toronto. She's got a big mouth and she knows it. Which makes her an easy target for the Grade 1 kids apparently... One day, they decided to steal her DeLux Monkey hat. Alicia, being a lot bigger than the Grade 1 bullies, was able to catch the little ones without a hitch. The thing she didn't see coming was E throwing her really expensive hat into a puddle, while she was restraining him. She proceeded to shove him, let him know that her hat was really expensive and proclaim:

GUYS, LITTLE KIDS ARE ASSHOLES!

So that's where that came from - visit soon!