kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

When parents agree

When 10-year-old Seth was being a jerk, I told him like it is. He didn't appreciate my forthrightness. He decided to get me back by tattling.

Seth (whining): Mom! Terrence called me a jerk!
Mom: Well... Sometimes you are.

I love when parents agree with me.

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