Teacher's college

Such a joke!

Professor sent me this letter, regarding a shitty assignment.

Pound?

Grade 11 George asked me today whether or not I was going to pound this weekend.

Wait. What?!

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A picture post!

The most wonderful time of the year

We went to Starbucks and asked for something festive, but coffee. So I got a French Vanilla with a mint flavour shots. It was soooo festive!

EXPLOSION

We were making posters for Grade 11 Math class and one student says:

I'm gonna draw an explosion. Cause I'm manly like that.

Spelling

This one you've got to read aloud to achieve the best effect:
Me: Andy, do you know how to spell your name?
Andy (5 years old): A - ANDY - Y

Bat on bat violence

Sixth-grader, Alan was explaining to me how you can be mean when you're scared.

For example, if there was a bat flying around your head but you were extremely scared of it, you would grab a bat and whack it.

Oh, puns.