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A picture post!

The most wonderful time of the year

We went to Starbucks and asked for something festive, but coffee. So I got a French Vanilla with a mint flavour shots. It was soooo festive!

EXPLOSION

We were making posters for Grade 11 Math class and one student says:

I'm gonna draw an explosion. Cause I'm manly like that.

Spelling

This one you've got to read aloud to achieve the best effect:
Me: Andy, do you know how to spell your name?
Andy (5 years old): A - ANDY - Y

Bat on bat violence

Sixth-grader, Alan was explaining to me how you can be mean when you're scared.

For example, if there was a bat flying around your head but you were extremely scared of it, you would grab a bat and whack it.

Oh, puns.

1 000 000

I'm currently teaching high school math to three very ept students. Whenever they have questions, I know I'll be stumped because these girls get everything I get.
So it surprised me when in the middle of a test, one of my girls asked me "what's the number one million?"
I refused to answer.

Rock band

I've got a Grade 10 high school student, John, who's in a rock band. I decided to share this information with another student of mine, Jason, Grade 5.
Jason: Does that guy come here to get tutored?
Me: Yeah. His name's John and he's in a band.
Jason: Yeah... he looks like he's in a band.