kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay

Max H. was trying to explain this new song about Johnny and Melanie. I had no idea what he was talking about. Then I realised that mondegreens (misheard lyrics) are the best from kids. Max was singing:
Johnny's likes Melanie in my head...
Iyaz's hit song "Replay" contain the lyrics:
Shawty's like a melody in my head...

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