It's like my iPod's stuck on replay

Max H. was trying to explain this new song about Johnny and Melanie. I had no idea what he was talking about. Then I realised that mondegreens (misheard lyrics) are the best from kids. Max was singing:
Johnny's likes Melanie in my head...
Iyaz's hit song "Replay" contain the lyrics:
Shawty's like a melody in my head...

Spiders

John B., SK, made quite an insight the other day:

Spiders poo the string for webs!

Imagine living in a house made of your feces...

Ice cream

Fun fact of the day according to Caitlan: everyone's favourite dessert, ice cream, is made of snow!

Hermes

You know you work with rich kids when they pronounce Hermes, Greek messenger god, as Hermès (air-mez), the luxury name brand.

SEVENTEEN

Seventh grader, Kailyn was very proud of all her accomplishments.
Kailyn: You know there was a dance on Friday?
Me: Oh yeah. Did you dance with anybo---
Kailyn: SEVENTEEN BOYS.

Twin love

Linda and Terry are twins. Mandy tells Linda that no one cares about her birthday.
Linda: My brother will care about my birthday. And his friends.