kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

LOOBILOO

Francis, who is in Junior Kindergarten, had a paper airplane today, but this was not the one he was most proud of.
At home, I have a circle airplane that can do a loobiloo when I throw it.

After several repetitions of this sentence, I finally deciphered his message. A loobiloo is a loop-dee-loop.

Coyote Avalanche!

Seth, our resident sports afficianado decided to quiz me today on NHL teams.
Seth: I bet you don't even know any hockey teams.
Me: Of course I do! The Coyotes! I bet you don't even know where they're from.
Seth: Psht! Yeah I do. Uhmmm... wait, wait. Let me think! Ermmm... Oh yeah! The Colorado Avalanche!

Summertime

As the weather gets nicer, kids start gearing up for summer. How do we prepare for summer? Grounders!
Tom (with eyes closed, counting): ... Eight, nine, ten, eleven - oops! I mean... GROUNDERS!

Pepperoni

So, we are ordering pizza and Caitlan (6 years old) suggests some pepperoni.
Me: I don't like pepperoni.
Caitlan: Why? It's not pepper, just roni.

Weird

This is our first guest blog! How exciting!
The following story comes to us by the way of friend, B.
She was sitting on the bus beside an 8-year-old girl the other day and they had the following conversation.
Girl: How old are you?
B: Twenty-one.
Girl: Oh! My dad's girlfriend is 24. He's like 39. It's kind of weird...

Random Acts of Kindness

Can't believe I haven't posted at all this month - sorry world, I've been busy with school. Gonna keep this short and sweet.
Today is RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS DAY. We thought we'd point it out to our kids. And straight away, the kids were being super kind!
Benji: I love you, Martin!
Martin: What! Ew!