Coyote Avalanche!

Seth, our resident sports afficianado decided to quiz me today on NHL teams.
Seth: I bet you don't even know any hockey teams.
Me: Of course I do! The Coyotes! I bet you don't even know where they're from.
Seth: Psht! Yeah I do. Uhmmm... wait, wait. Let me think! Ermmm... Oh yeah! The Colorado Avalanche!

When parents agree

When 10-year-old Seth was being a jerk, I told him like it is. He didn't appreciate my forthrightness. He decided to get me back by tattling.

Seth (whining): Mom! Terrence called me a jerk!
Mom: Well... Sometimes you are.

I love when parents agree with me.