kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.
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Ice cream

Fun fact of the day according to Caitlan: everyone's favourite dessert, ice cream, is made of snow!

Pepperoni

So, we are ordering pizza and Caitlan (6 years old) suggests some pepperoni.
Me: I don't like pepperoni.
Caitlan: Why? It's not pepper, just roni.

How to diffuse a situation

Pull out your imagination caps!
You've got a five-year-old girl crying in a corner. How do you convince her to stop? Tell her that Auntie is going to get mad at her for crying. So she attempts to stifle herself but to no avail...
Solution: Tell her to shove her face in her brother's underwear drawer. An upset five-year-old now becomes an uncontrollably silly five-year-old.



A few weeks later when she sees the photo, she makes a keen observation:
"I look like a power ranger!"