kids are assholes

As we all know, little kids can be real assholes. Here I present a few examples of their asshole behaviours. I've worked with children for several years now, so I can easily pick out the most asshole of all the assholes.

1 000 000

I'm currently teaching high school math to three very ept students. Whenever they have questions, I know I'll be stumped because these girls get everything I get.
So it surprised me when in the middle of a test, one of my girls asked me "what's the number one million?"
I refused to answer.

Rock band

I've got a Grade 10 high school student, John, who's in a rock band. I decided to share this information with another student of mine, Jason, Grade 5.
Jason: Does that guy come here to get tutored?
Me: Yeah. His name's John and he's in a band.
Jason: Yeah... he looks like he's in a band.